JOKE TIME

Hindi lahat ng party ay masaya--3RD PARTY
Hindi lahat ng 13 ay malas--13TH MONTH PAY
Hindi lahat ng negative nakakalungkot- PREGNANCY TEST (whew!!!)
Hindi lahat ng positive ikina-sasaya- -HIV POSITIVE
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Panibagong sagot sa tanong na: "'musta lovelife?""
Eto, self supporting."
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Anak: Tay , totoo po bang may multo?
Tatay: Anak walang multo! Bakit mo naitanong?
Anak: Sabi kasi ni yaya merong multo!
Tatay: Anak...Tang' ina naman, wala tayong yaya!
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Inday: Ate, kailangan daw ipa-EXTRAY ulo ni junior?
Mother: Gaga anong EXTRAY?
Inday: Ano pu ba talaga ati?
Mother: CT SKULL!! Bobo!
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Bahay ng mag-asawa pinasok ng killer....
Killer: Bago ko patayin lahat ng biktima ko ay kinikilala ko muna.Ikaw Mrs, ano pangalan mo?Mrs: Inday po.
Killer: Napakagandang pangalan, kapangalan mo nanay ko.Hindi na kita papatayin. Ikaw mr, ano pangalan mo?
Mr: Ah... Pedro po, pero my friends call me Inday.
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Chinese feng shui:
If MIRROR at the stairs, may swerte at grasya akyat.
If MIRROR at the door, may swerte at grasya pasok.
If MIRROR at the ceiling, ikaw swerte, nasa loob ka ng MOTEL!
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Teacher: Juan, give me colors that start with letter M, except maroon!
Juan: Hhmmm...Maitim!Mapute!Maputla!Madilaw!Mukhang berde!Medyo asul!Mamink-mink!************ ********* *******
3 Palatandaan na tumatanda ka na:
1) Tuhod na lang ang Tumitigas..
2) Buhok na lang ang Tumatayo.
3) Mukha na lang ang Nagagalit.
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Mag-ama nakasakay sa barko habang bumabagyo...
Anak: Tay ! Nag-aalala po ako. Parang lulubog ang barko.
Tatay: Tanga! Ba't ka mag-aalala eh di naman atin ito!
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Isang binata naputulan ng parehong braso, pagdating sa ospital:
Binata: Doc gamutin nyo po ako, naputol parehong braso ko.
Doc: Mga anong oras ka ba naputulan?
Binata: Mga 10 oras na po.
Doc: 10?! Eh bakit ngayon ka lang pumunta dito?
Binata: HOLLER! Mahirap kayang pumara ng jeep!!
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Nanay: Papauwi ka na ba? Asan ka na?
Anak: Andito po ako sa ospital...
Nanay (umiiyak): Ha? Ano nangyari sayo?!
Anak: Nay naman, nurse po ako, duty ako ngayon!
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A large signboard reads: "ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY.
"Nakita ng lasenggo.... "So what?! Sino ba nagmamadali? "?
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Misis: Inday, napansin mo ba ang barong ni sir mo lagi na lang maylipstick?
Maid: Opo nga ma'am! Mukang niloloko na tayo ni sir ah?!?!
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Jr: Nay, nagloko ba si lolo noong buhay pa siya?
Mom: Pag namatay ako, tatangungin ko siya sa langit.
Jr: Eh kung nasa hell si lolo?
Mom: Tatay mo ang magtatanong!
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Economics Professor: "Now tell me what is the similarity between your bank account and a bra?Student: "Well, the more in it, the better interest you get."
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Wife mad at drunk husband: From now on, lips that touch liquor will never touch mine...(Later she said): What are you thinking?
Husband: Trying to decide between 12-year old scotch and 50-year old lips.
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Son to dying father: Itay, ano po ang gusto nyo, magpalibing ba omagpa-cremate?
Ama:Ikaw na ang bahala, anak. I-surprise mo na lang ako.
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Pacquiao: Honey, boksan mo na yun sweets.
Jinky: Nasan honey? Ang lambing mo naman. May pasalubong ka pa sa akin!
Pacquiao: Yung sweets ng elaw. Ang dilim kaya!
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Bisaya: Hulaan mo alaga kong hayop nagsimula sa liter I.
DJ: Isda?
Bisaya: Dili man!
Dj: Ibon?
Bisaya: Lapit na.
DJ: Ano nga ba, siret na!Bisaya: IGOL !
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Erap disembarked from a PAL flight and was met by reporter who asked,"Sir, what do you think of the economy?"Erap: "Ba, malay ko. I was seated in the first class."
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Misis: Darling, akala ko ba, mahal mo ako...
Mister: Oo nga! Handa akong mamatay alang-alang sayo.
Misis: Sus! Puro ka naman satsat, hindi mo naman ginagawa!
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Tony: Ikaw na naman? Tatlong beses mo na akong na-holdup ngayong taon na ito , ah!
Holdaper: Ganu'n talaga brod. Inaalagaan ang good customer!

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Jollibee PETRON SPORTMEET

We are the champion! We are the winners coz

BLUE TEAM is the BEST..

SPORTMEET?! hehehe.. sportfest including general meeting.. Dahil gusto namin maiba naman yang general meeting namin we come up a new trend na magugustuhan nga mga crew. Ung tipong enjoying at the same time you learn. March 29, 2010. we held our sportmeet in WILDCAT covered court in TAGUIG CITY. We tried to reserve the venue ng maaga pa pero di natuloy kasi dami daw reservation sa venue ng mga politics.. *sus* pero anyways natuloy din sa wakas.

We prepared lots of sports pero hindi natuloy. Basketball and Volleyball lang ang nagawa namin. Nakapos sa time. Di na kami pinayagan ng ADMIN kasi meron pa daw next reservation @ 8pm.. *sus* During the sports dami kengkong and bloopers na ngyari,, hehehe.! di ko na isa isahin as in ang dami kasi eh. After ng sport dumeretso kami sa store for the general meeting, updates and awarding. Dami binigay na medals, trophy and awards. Thanks for the sponsor for that. *hehehe*

About all, Napakasaya talaga ng araw na yun.. at least even a one day nakalimutan namin ung stress sa work. We really having fun with them.. As in walang dull moments. kahit super pagod sa mga games and kakatawa. Worthy naman eh.. One great memories in Jollibee Petron Family.! for sure mamimiss nyo rin ito.. Parehas tau,. :(

check this out..! more pictures during the SPORTMEET.. *MY PHOTOBLOG*

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reason why i love JOLLIBEE family?

Waaah! at last i made a new clip presentation.. Tagal ko na rin hindi nagawa. compilation ng mga old pictures sa JB diego silang til now.. Hehehe.. Kita mo mga transformation ng mga katawan namin.. Halos lahat ng katawan namin nag-lakihan.. lumapad pa ung mga face.. hehehe..

Makikita mo rito ung mga getaways and escapede namin.. mga unstoppable pictures during our team meeting.. etc..

Mamimiss ko talaga ito... :(

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JOB FAIR for the FRESH GRAD and JOB LESS

Over 1,000 job offering on the

EDGE: JOB FAIR SERIES 2010
March 22-23,2010 - 10AM-6PM
@Trinoma Acitivity Center, Quezon City


Sponsored by:IBM and TELEPERFORMANCE

So, what are u waiting for?! make ur career wise decision..

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They found young Arnel Pineda.. Galing ng bata itong. Awesome!

MANILA, Philippines - The country's biggest talent search show, "Pilipinas Got Talent (PGT)," has found a gem in 16-year-old contestant Jovit Baldivino from Batangas.The judges – Kris Aquino, Ai Ai delas Alas, Freddie Garcia – have been blown away by Baldivino’s “unbelievable” voice as he performed his own version of Journey’s “Faithfully” during the audition.The episode was aired on ABS-CBN on February 27.

Baldivino got 3 yes from Garcia, Aquino and Delas Alas, who were all impressed by his perseverance and drive to get his family out of poverty.
Delas Alas was also moved to tears when Baldivino said: "Kahit po ako ay matalo dito, okay lang po. Basta po naipakita ko po sa inyo kung ano ang tunay na Pinoy.”
"Alam mo magandang example ka sa mga nanonood ng ‘Pilipinas Got Talent’ kasi tumutulong ka sa pamilya mo," Delas Alas commented.Aquino chimed in: "And apart from that, pinagsasabay mo ang pag-aaral, ang pagtulong sa pamilya at ngayon you're on the road to stardom."The 4th year high school student is selling siomai after his class to help his family.The shy boy from Batangas said his goal is to finish his studies and, if given a chance, become a popular singerThe video of Baldivino's audition has been uploaded on YouTube. So far, it has been viewed more than 100,000 times.

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Senator Manny Villar US Mansion

Masarap tumira sa palasyong bahay na ito.. Magandang dining area, pool and etc.. Do you believe na ang may-ari nito ay dating taga TONDO,batang naliligo sa tambak na basura,batang nagpasko sa gitna ng kalsada. Yan ang campaign song nya para maakit ang sambayang pilipino..
Hays! ang buhay nga naman.. Anyways, Basta nasa atin mga kamay ang ikakaunlad ng bawat pilipino.Tao rin ang magbibigay ng future sa ating magiging anak.. Good LUCK sa bawat pilipino..

Vote wisely on MAY2010 election.. Ano ba ang kaya mong ibigay sa bansa mo?

MANILA, Philippines - The latest attack against presidential candidate Sen.
Manny Villar floundered after an e-mail purportedly showing the senator's
opulent mansion in Salt Lake City, Utah in the United States turned out to be a
hoax.
The e-mail, titled "Who owns a house like this?", was sent to several
e-groups and forwarded to the ABS-CBN news desk earlier this week. The e-mail
was prefaced with the question: "Imagine who would have such taste and live in
such opulence?" and then showed various pictures of the alleged mansion, which
had lavish Victorian-style interiors.
At the end of the e-mail, the sender
then identifies the owner of the mansion as Sen. Villar.
"While Filipinos
starve, and die because of abject poverty and while Sen. Villar brags that he
had poor beginnings and he had helped his poor countrymen over and over again...
but look now.. he and his family live like this, his GREED kills his poverty
stricken fellow Filipinos," the e-mail read.
A check on the Snopes.com
website, which investigates urban legends and forwarded e-mail rumors, however,
showed that the e-mail has been circulating as early as 2008 and that the
mansion was first linked to Zimbabwean president Robert Mugabe.
A copy of
the e-mail about Mugabe's mansion also had the same wording as the recent e-mail
about Villar, with minor changes to make it appear that it was written for a
Filipino audience.
The Snopes website said that the mansion is not in Salt
Lake City but in the Bel Air section of Los Angeles. It also noted that the
mansion has been extensively photographed because it is sometimes used as a site
for TV shows and films.
Snopes also revealed that the mansion has been
linked to various personalities such as former Nigerian military ruler Ibrahim
Babangida, Indian film star Shahrukh Khan, and Edir Macedo, founder of the
Universal Church of the Kingdom of God.
In a phone interview, Nacionalista
Party spokesman Gilbert Remulla downplayed the latest attempt to besmirch the
reputation of Villar.
"Who would want to buy a mansion in Salt Lake City?
Are there papers to support it?" he said, adding that there was absolutely no
truth to the rumor.
He added: "The campaign being waged by Villar's
opponents reaches record lows everyday, starting with the false associations of
'Villaroyo.' It only shows that his opponents are insecure and desperate. We
pray that they campaign on platforms and capabilities rather than mudslinging."
At least one of those who forwarded the e-mail about Villar has apologized.
Domingo Guevara Jr. of the Guevara Group of Companies apologized to the Villar
camp for forwarding the bogus e-mail to his contacts. He said he issued his
apology "not because I support Villar but I wish to be fair to all concerned."
Mudslinging against Villar
The e-mail hoax is the latest in a series of
attempts to spread black propaganda against the Nacionalista Party
standard-bearer.
Earlier this month, an e-mail sent to news organizations by
a certain duwagsatondo@gmail.com
said Villar would allegedly hold a press conference at the NP headquarters in
Mandaluyong City.
The e-mail sender said Villar will talk about his campaign
expenses and even hinted at an alleged romantic relationship between him and his
vice presidential candidate, Loren Legarda.
The e-mail then ends with a note
that journalists covering the event should go to NP Senator “Allan Cayetano” to
get their envelopes.” It then lists the amounts to be received by the reporters,
which range from P1,000-P3,000, depending on the media organizations they
represent. (Read:
Anti-Villar camp tries false media advisory) -- David Dizon,
abs-cbnNEWS.com

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